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Weirdoes, thine names chime so dissonantly

So much for blogging everyday, after college and work, exhaustion and depression drives me to spontaneously waste time online.

Just a few weeks left before the exams and I took today and tomorrow off for studying. Anyway this blog is dedicated to the speil about my current flat mates.

They’ve had the audacity to complain about how messy the place is and how my friend left a coffee cup on the table when the place was a disaster when I moved in. Everything from the kitchen to the bathroom was grimey, tacky and just plain blech. And the nerve to insinuate that anyone except themselves were at fault.

To focus on the issues:
a) my friend leaving her coffee mug. That barely happened just once. And the fact that the kitchen sink is always full of dishes and food scraps and what not is way beyond maybe one cup lying on the table just barely once. It’s hard to clean the dishes when there’s food waste in the drain. Fucking put it in the garbage bin. And besides, the onus for the dirty cup is on me regardless if my friend used it or not. So don’t drag them into this you junkie.

b) As for the rest yous, the kitchen is a shamble with no space on the counters or opened packets of foodstuff and other paraphernalia lying around. The bathroom is iffy, dank and grungy and THEN you complain. Fuck off. And the little pow wows and stuff man oh man, getting really old really fast. I’ll tell you who the messy one(s) is. It definitely isn’t me.

That’s all I gots to say. I can’t believe I had to stoop beneath my level to even argue these moot points.

ps yer man is the one who’s leaving the bathtub filthy and piss on the seat. You know who I’m talking about, unless one of you girls likes to pee standing up. Peaces beaches.

Roommates & College

This post will hopefully lead to what I believe would the makings of a small book that i’d be able to publish soon. With lots of contributions from friends ofcourse.

I’ve lived with many types of personalities throughout my super extended college life. Some of the more memorious ones have taught me that what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger. But that comes at the cost of your sanity and general mental health. Always having been meek, i’ve almost grown accustomed to taking all sorts of contrived bullshit and accepting it instead of making a stand or confronting people and exposing their idiocies. I’d like to say though, that not everyone is fault free and I have my fair share of being in the wrong. But this book is mostly dedicated to people who would like to find solace in the fact that there are people out there who have survived the onslaught of the zombie populace of the college years. This might help you dissipate the frustration and lack of description of the myriad of college inequalities you may have to go through. I would also like to hear from people who have stories of merit that will further this cause and would be included in later editions of this book.

Ying, Yang and the weirdoes in between.
One major problem I had when I first moved into semi private accomodations in university was the fact that my roomies were utter pigs. The apartment was like a refuge for all things trash and decomposing. The kitchen sink was always full of dishes almost upto chest level. After a period of washing up every day to only have the condition reset the next morning, I resorted to a posting of a very embittered nature.

In between the gamut is my most recent roomies.  

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